Fishing Kafka from the Toilet and Other Late Night Activities

Last night I did a lot of things, but a good night's sleep was not one of them. I'm not looking for sympathy as I brought on my insomnia by having two cups of coffee for dinner. And thus began my forced experiment of what you can do in the bedroom besides sleep or have sex.

My bed is good for talking on the phone.
My bed is good for blogging.
My bed is good for eating chili in, and without a mess I might proudly add.
My bed is good for wrestling with sheets.
My bed is good for wrestling with Kafka.
My bed is goof for nightmares should sleep try to get a foothold.
My bed is good for jumping on - Bella is keen on this one.
My bed is good for homework.
My bed is good for reading.
My bed is good for housing laundry.

Well, that's all I've discovered thus far. I hope to resume normal bed activities in the near future.