Do you sing in the shower? I do. Not every day. It's usually show tunes or "show tunes" I invent. I thought of naming this one the "Shitty Ditty" going for the obvious rhyme, but I think I'll save that "title." It is apropos to a shower story commonly known by most as the "weekend hand delivered by Satan." Now, that is a non-fiction piece I need to commit to writing. I get requests to tell it - for years now. But I digress, here is this morning's shower song.
It's just a fantasy
a fucking fantasy
'bout you and me
and how happy
that we could be
just you and me.
A fucking fantasy.
It's not good, but like everything else it sounds better in the shower. Can I live in the shower?
7 comments:
I was lost for a moment until "weekend hand delivered by satan" and I knew what you were referring too. That is one that needs to be committed to writing. so does your song go to the same tune as Billy Joel's "it's just a fantasy" ?
no. does it fit? how does it go?
The billy joel song is about phone sex, you say? No. No. Not based on that.
Nice song, but you cant dance to it so I'd give it a 7.
- ND
oh, you should here some of the songs I make up! There's the x-rated Wheels on the Bus. The one about oral sex. And many more that are family friendly, but not as much fun.
Effn A! I did it again. I keep doing this of late - here and hear, here and hear. What the hell?
I'd like to hear all these songs. It sounds like the only way I could do it though is to become a peeping "Tom". I'm sure my wife would wonder why I wanted to ride my bike miles from home at night (Especially odd since I'm night blind.) So, I guess I'll just have to wait to get little tid bits from your stories on here. :-)
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