Can't Rant

CantRant ®
Can’t drink? Can’t smoke? Can’t eat? Can’t fuck?
Can’t sleep, but can’t get up?

Can’t get what you need;
Hell, forget about what you want.

Swallow these . - 1 BID;
Be like the rest of us.

By Vizor pharmaceuticals makers of Disbitch. Making life easier through apathy.

Warning: May cause dizziness, drowsiness, narcolepsy, coma, weight gain, hair loss, constipation, diarrhea of the mouth, indigestion, nausea, cramping, spontaneous dismemberment and death.
Consult your physician to see if CantRant® is right for you.