"Serve up my favorite dish," she cried.
"poetic irreverence, with snide on the side."
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"Where do you come up with this crap?"
"Some from my head. Some from my lap."
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You smile like a crocodile. It makes me giddy inside.
And when I'm through with you, in six inch heels I'll strut your hide.
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He stood a gawp as men are wont to do
upon discovery their Sheila’s a dude.
He thought he was in for a foxy fuck;
instead another stroke of bad luck.
Worse than the time his date had a pimp,
Now, of all moments, his noodle refused to go limp.
6 comments:
anon#1 that was fun and amusing!
these are the thoughts that run through my head that make me late for work.
I swear this Sheila is not a dude...I swear.
lol, sorry, that was totally meant in an Aussie sense of the word. : )
Ha!
6" heels? Good lord, how could you stand? Of course with heels like that, I guess you'd end up on your back quickly. :-)
Different Anon
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