Over the years, through incident and statement, it has come to my attention that I am not your typical girl. I shall elucidate.
- When the freetime for TV arises I choose TNG* and Mythbusters over the Lifetime channel every time.
- I do not care and will not myself remember details of anniversarial moments.
- I will never end an argument by walking out of a room in a huff to go cook dinner.
- I have wondered how to end an argument purely to get to the sex.
- I like Monty Python.
- I love blow jobs.
- I love Herman Melville.
- I do not have a penchant or interest in scrapbooking or greeting cards.
- I hate Avon, Mary Kay, Candle parties, Jewelry parties, Passon parties, and any other lame attempt to extract money from myself or my friends.
- I (no offense) do not know my friends birthdays with the exception of Sa.
- I have never found it necessary to be part of a clique to feel better about myself, nor desired to be part of a clique at all.
- And it is not important to me to select the color scheme or decor of my home.
But lest you get the wrong impression, I am very much a girl.
- Pink is an essential color in life.
- Barbie rocks, and not for her boobs.
- I am in love with Mr. Darcy.
- I am a big fan of Barry Manillow.
- I love the Nutcracker.
- I do display the holiday cards I receive.
- I enjoy party planning.
- Diapers are not a thing to consider, they are a thing to be done without caveat.
- I am a multi-tasker.
- I show my emotions easily.
- I cry when I am angry.
- I still call my Dad, Daddy.
- I believe in fairy tales.
- I like tea parties.
- I love dresses, skirts, and shoes.
- I have belonged to a book club.
- I am a Mommy.
- I am strong.
- I love cupcakes. I love to bake, decorate, and eat cupcakes. I love pictures of, stories of, and songs with cupcakes. I love the word cupcake.
*(Star Trek: The Next Generation - for you non-trekkies)
6 comments:
Hey, I choose Star Trek and Mythbusters over Lifetime, too! I don't even know what channel Lifetime is on my cable. And I ALSO think candle parties and cliques are lame.
Of course, I am actually quite concerned with the colors in my home, and pink is my least favorite color.
But I still think we should hang out more . . .
We should - with our without the kids.
Me too Me too can I come along? I'll bake Philly Chip Cupcakes (with the cream cheese and chocolate chips in the middle). And I Mythbusters is frequently on our TV at home. I'm w/ jaelithe... I don't know what channel Lifetime is nor have I ever watched it. Discovery channels are much more fun.
Thanks for putting Monty Python up there.... we will stop that silly nonsense about girls not liking it!
Now I'm hungry and will have to bake something this weekend.
Sa
(thanks for remembering my b-day!)
yes, I think you and Jaelithe would get along swimmingly. And why in the world have I never had those cupcakes before?
Have either of you ever been to Jilly's cupcake bar? It's pricey, but it's a cupcake bar!
I Have not been to the cupcake bar and am thinking that i need to rectify that situation! When can we go? This weekend?
Sa
Sure. You do know it is not at all a bar, but like a little bistro. Right?
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