As the credits rolled across the screen, I turned toward my step-daughters in the darkened theater and said, "So, how did you like the porno?"
I had to say something. I did not expect so much nudity. Naive of me. I mean it is in the title. I am a fan of the show. What did I expect? I expected fashion. I did not expect what would clearly qualify as soft porn. I was not offended. I was just uncomfortable to be sitting there with my 17 and 15 year-old step-daughters. Most of the scenes clipped on by and I could somewhat forget the nudity, except for the continually head-bowing and eye shielding performed by Amber with every love scene. Then, then it was Samantha's lusting after her neighbor that did me in. As the camera moved in and detailed the nude showering neighbor, there it was. Quickly, but quite clearly a penis on screen.
"A penis, nice penis, Oh, my god a penis. That is probably the first penis Kayla's ever seen! Oh, crap. Who suggested I take the girls to this movie? My Dad! Oh, he's going to hear about this."
And he did. Although, as he's never seen the movie or the show he was under the impression it was really all about shopping. Oh, well. Penis done. I mean damage done. What else are step-mother's for, right? I mean at least I didn't make them clean anything.
3 comments:
Damn, now I want to see the movie. :-)
(Not because the penis, though I really wouldn't be embarrassed by that.) Of course I don't think I'd want to take a 15 or 17 year old to the movie either. (I'm sure the authorities wouldn't want me to either.) And I don't know your step-daughters in any way shape or form, it might be a bit naive to think they hadn't seen a penis. Maybe not. I just hear stories about my 14 (maybe 15) year old niece and what she does with her friends. Ah well, hope you enjoyed the porn, er, I mean movie anyhow.
Mr. Servo
I think you've secured your place as the "cool step mom".
funny, when someone else described the movie to me it was more like it was a "wedding movie".
Sa
Hey, don't you remember being that age? They'll live. I'm sure they were equally mortified that YOU were seeing a penis while sitting next to them, though.
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