Temptation of Starbucks

Starbucks you devil! You tempt me with your decadent lattes, caramel, dolce, Grande, Venti. I fall every time. Your scones and muffins creep in to add on more calories. The drive thru makes it so easy to cave in to my desires. But now, Starbucks, you have gone too far serving up one attractive young man after another asking me “how may I help you?” My mind runs wild. Silly, flirty, self-proclaimed masseuse – oh, don’t tell me this! He is 12 years younger than me. 12 years! Cougar! Cougar! Cougar, sounds in my head. I will not fall to this temptation. I’ll just take the coffee and the fantasy, thanks.