By Royal Decree Not for the Squeamish

When there's no sex, there must be sexual innuendo, reference or rememberance?

Sometimes it's all you've got. My cousin's husband talks about the spank bank. Well, he doesn't meet people and open up with this topic. In fact, I've never heard him speak of it personally. I only know of this fond reference of his from my cousin.

So, after all those failed relationships what you walk away with, as if a parting gift, is the spank bank. This has to be a male phenomenon. I don't want to playback sexual experiences with my exs. Maybe this applies more to one night stands. I don't know. I don't intend to find out.

But while on the topic, and as I'm a tad bit bored and pent-up. I got to thinking. If you are familiar with Friends, then you probably know of the episode where Ross reveals to Rachel that he can see her naked anytime he wishes. He simply closes his eyes, and visualizes. This is a horrifying thought to women everywhere. And I was recently relieved to find out, that the psychoneuro testing my latest ex underwent to see if the cyst in his brain was causing any damage not detected by the MRI, did unveil that he had difficulty with his visual memory. So, I like to think I've been spared the Ross or spank bank phenomenon, even if it is contrary to information listed in a prior posting.

But then on the other side of the coin as it were, when I'm 80, wrinkled and grey won't it be nice to think there may be a man out there who remembers my body in its glory.

Just my awful thoughts.