Chocolate and Sex

This is not a new topic for anyone. It is popular in fiction and film. But I've got a different angle, and it is inspired by the exceptionally bad piece of dark chocolate that was handed round the office.

Julia spit hers out. I broke mine into little pieces. I ate one. And I thought, "not what I expected."

I ate a second bite, and I thought "why doesn't this taste better."

I ate a third bite, and I thought "why am I eating this? Oh, yeah it's chocolate."

And it occurred to me. I turned to Julia, and said, "you know what? This chocolate is like bad sex." "it's awful, really awful, but I keep coming back for more hoping it will get better, because it's all I've got." Julia was in full agreement or she was choking on more bad chocolate.